Blog 5: Taking 'one' for England!

... can't believe how quickly Army boy, Jimmy, has replied and here's what he says ...

“my pleasure.. i think you are gorgeous.. and yes.. a naughty rash... the naughtiest rash you could imagine lol.. oh my, the things i would do ;-) .. i bet you can do some things too.. ;-) xxx”

Ok, feeling really smug now, I’ve got me a 25 year old army boy who thinks I’m gorgeous … me?... gorgeous … ha! Yo babes, I’ve still got it! (As I dance around my kitchen.)

The words “get a fucking grip” are resounding in my head. But ...

Oh my life … a 50 year old Johnny Vegas look-alike has just asked if I want to get on webcam with him now?  It’s bloody midday … ! I’m thinking about making a cup of tea not sweaty, sleazy testicles on display. Ugh!

Back to GI Jimmy, as I’ve now named him. Hmmm, what shall I say ….how should I respond ... Ooo, how about …

Your pleasure is my pleasure ... ha ha ... ;- So what 'things' would you 'do' to me? xXx

Pretty inspired, no? (Meanwhile, iTunes is playing Elvis’s song ‘Don’t’ …errr is he trying to tell me something?) Re-focus girl!

Reality Check ...

What am I thinking? GI Jimmy is 25 ... TWENTY FIVE ... as in, could be the fruit of my womb. Did I not listen to myself in blog 3?  Oh shitzenberger, he's replied ...

·        oh myyyyyy... i have that beautiful little body in some sexy lingerie.. and lick your tight little pussy for hours while you suck my big hard cock.. then after i would have you bent over so i can admire your arse while i fuck you over and over.. do you like to suck cock ? i love a woman who really knows how to suck a cock.. ;) xxx

Well I did ask!! 

FLUSTERED!!!!

Ok, in the spirit of adventure, I've taken one for England with GI Jimmy but here's where it ends. No, no, no ... I absolutely can't 'do' 25 year old boys. 

Time to re-set my age filters and forget feelings of guilt!