Hands up! I'm officially an idiot.
Since my last blog on the subject of 'filtering' people out, I felt soooo guilty about it that I removed all filters bar profile photos. Why? Why? Why? (She says, retrospectively!)Is it my fault that memories of being in the school playground came flooding back? You know, when you desperately wanted to be picked on the team ...but NO ONE picks you. That terrifying moment when you realise that you are either really bad at sport or ...worse still ... seriously unpopular. (Unhappy face!)
Great, I'm now reviewing 149 messages in my Inbox ...phew ...time for a cup of tea.
Blow me! The Inbox has shot up to 201 ...how? What? I'm in turmoil. I'll never be able to reply to all of them. Ok, I need to ....aaaargh shit ..shit and double shit ... Brendon's profile is nothing but an erect penis! I can't look. Well, actually, I can but...do I want to??? (I'd forgotten all about the Smorgasbord!)
Right, seeing as there isn't a filtering system for 'cock shots', I'm going to instigate my own rule. No reviewing any profiles that are just a cock. Yep, that seems sensible to me. Although, JESUS CHRIST, could they be more varied???
Hats off to you guys!
No, no, no ...focus, focus, focus!
215 messages and I've plucked up the courage to reply to Jimmy who says “you are simply outstanding.. seriously beautiful.. id be all over you like a rash ;) x”
I reply with “LOL! Thank you for the compliment ... nappy rash or naughty rash?” ...I click send. Oh dear God, is that too crass? Will he get what I mean? After all, he is only 25 years old :-) and in a spanking good British Army uniform.
[Note to self, I seriously need to address my hormones.]
Holy piddle & poo, Batman, he's replied within 7 seconds ....
Army uniform...! I'll get my coat.... ;-) ... the velvetcruzyone..... x
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to get your coat ha ha! Or your army uniform for that matter. I suggest you await the outcome with Jimmy. x
ReplyDeleteI don't think so..... san ferry anne ;-)
ReplyDeleteSan ferry anne? I don't get that. Explain?
DeleteMorning Anon.
DeleteSan Ferry Ann is a 1966 British sound effect comedy. Wordlessly, with soundtrack and sound effects, it tells the story of a holiday crossing from Dover to Calais.
Paul McCartney wrote lyrics to San Ferry Anne and you can find them via this link. http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/paul+mccartney/san+ferry+anne_20105843.html
Hope this helps to answer your question. X
It means I am not waiting around for HG.... velvetcruz makes a sharp exit stage right.... ;-)
ReplyDelete@velvetcruz - message received. Unsure why you've stopped playing. You seemed to really enjoy being teased by me in our chat after blog 3. I thought, mistakenly, that that's what you wanted?
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your search.
HG x
Have sent you an e-mail.... The velvetcruzy one.... X
ReplyDelete@velvetcruz .. thanks for your email. I've replied.
ReplyDelete