Will anyone like me?
Will anyone have written to me?
Will I have the courage to log on!?
A knock at the door ...knock, knock.
Who's there? ..... Sister.
Sister who? .... Sister supports shit-scared sibling during time of need!!
In a bid to prepare said sister on what may lie ahead, I start waffling whilst I carefully click through the necessary username and password. And then, hey presto, right before our very eyes ...a buffet, nay, a Smörgåsbord* of cocks light up my laptop like a Christmas tree!
Hard cocks, soft cocks, big cocks, small cocks ...cocks with reference material such as a can of Lynx next to it. Cocks to the left, cocks to the right, cock in hand. Cocks cumming, cocks in jocks, cocks up bums, cocks in tits, cocks spurting giz ...cocks! (...and breathe ...)
God love my sister! Sucking in her breath, she nudges me and says, "Hm, that one looks quite nice". No! No! No! Noooooooo! I do not want to hear my very married, very much older and so much wiser sister encouraging me to write to a COCK!
Tea?, I say, on a rising note of panic. Biscuit? (affirmative nod to her) ...as I discretely close my laptop.
Methinks it's time to enforce a strict filtering system. Over 100 cocks in 24-hours is a little overwhelming for any girl, let alone a Homely Girl.
Let's see what tomorrow brings ... ???
[* Smörgåsbord is a type of Scandinavian meal served buffet-style with multiple dishes of various foods on a table, originating in Sweden.]
LOL ha ha! I've been to a few Smorgasbords in my time but never one of Cock!
ReplyDeleteLovin' ya work. xxx
Brilliant big question is though is this true or just made up?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments. In answer to Anonymous Number 2, totally true! The next blog is in draft. Should be published for the week-end. If you like what you've read, please tell your friends and spread the word. Happy week-end dating. x <3 x
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