Taking him fully in my mouth, I suck on his Good Ship Lollipop and look him square in the eyes.
With painstaking effort, Sailor Jerry manages to focus enough to ask what the 'minor problem' is.
"I'm flying the red menstrual flag for England", I manage to mutter.
"Oh. That's ok. I'm sure we can work around that", he says.
I'm thinking, trust me, you really don't want to work around my menstrual flow!
...Oh God! What a bloody rookie error? Here I am, on my first raunchy meet and I go and stuff the whole thing up by forgetting to review my menstrual calendar ... doh!
Meanwhile, this wonderful, exciting and somewhat good-looking man has just driven 6 hours to see me ... on a promise!
Taking the bull by the horns, and in a bid to look cool and calm, I grab my leather belt and continue tying him to the bed. Tormenting him in a playful manner, I find myself perusing the 'condiments' table and without thinking, I place the mini teapot on his tummy ...it looks totally incongruous ... and yet ... very funny.
Hmmm, it's at this point I think the devil may have jumped inside my body because before I knew it, sachets of sugar were being rubbed into beautifully shaven genitalia. Now let me see, there's one thing missing??? I know! ... A PHOTO!!!!
To say we laughed and giggled our way through the most amazing time, is an understatement. However, after much fun and frolics, an urgency took hold and with me on my knees and Sailor standing in front of me ... he cums in my mouth.
Later, as we wait for our sweat to dry and heart beats to return to normal, I say "correct me if I'm wrong, but did you call me a 'cum hungry whore' as you gizzed in my mouth?"
Chuckling breathlessly he says, "yes, is one offended?"
"Baby," I say, "you can call me CUM HUNGRY WHORE any time you like" ha ha!
Special thanks to my University buddy for the inspired title for this blog. You know who you are ;-}
ReplyDeleteU are naughty and funny
ReplyDeleteWould it be fair to say Homely Girl has fallen off the face of the earth!!!! It was fun while it lasted...!
ReplyDeleteOh Anon! I've "fallen" alright ... but not off the face of the Earth ha ha!! All to be revealed in Blog 15 ...if I can just press publish and stop tinkering with it ...LOL! x
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