Can it be true? A man who can talk knowledgeably and informatively about bras, panties and suspender belts??? I think I've hit Le Jackpot!
My new chatting buddy is hypnotic in his understanding of cup sizes and silk stockings. All thoughts of Sailor Jerry have been well and truly erased. (Good job really, seeing as he is now at sea ... indefinitely!)
So, being the shallow, wanton Cougar that I am, I have decided to entertain the man who works in the lacy underworld of ribbons and frills and make Lingerie Larry (not his real name) my next conquest.
Before I do, I feel the need to review my achievements thus far:-
No. 1. Inadvertently made myself an online Cougar.
No. 2. Made executive decisions regarding age & experience for potential suitors.
No. 3. Achieved contact via Cougar mail.
No. 4. Enjoyed sms pleasure.
No. 5. Scored a date.
No. 6. Achieved 'cum hungry whore' status!
I'm thinking it's high time I achieved a whole lot more and Lingerie Larry looks set to fulfil my next mission. (May the Corset be with you.)
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Tee hee ... I don't know how this has happened, but I've just agreed to meet Lingerie Larry for a date in nothing but fur coat; no knickers!
Did not see that one coming ha ha!
