Blog 16: Lacy Lingo for Lingerie Larry

Can it be true? A man who can talk knowledgeably and informatively about bras, panties and suspender belts??? I think I've hit Le Jackpot!


My new chatting buddy is hypnotic in his understanding of cup sizes and silk stockings. All thoughts of Sailor Jerry have been well and truly erased. (Good job really, seeing as he is now at sea ... indefinitely!)



So, being the shallow, wanton Cougar that I am, I have decided to entertain the man who works in the lacy underworld of ribbons and frills and make  Lingerie Larry (not his real name) my next conquest.

Before I do, I feel the need to review my achievements thus far:-

No. 1.  Inadvertently made myself an online Cougar.
No. 2.  Made executive decisions regarding age & experience for potential suitors.
No. 3.  Achieved contact via Cougar mail.
No. 4.  Enjoyed sms pleasure.
No. 5.  Scored a date.
No. 6.  Achieved 'cum hungry whore' status!

I'm thinking it's high time I achieved a whole lot more and Lingerie Larry looks set to fulfil my next mission. (May the Corset be with you.)

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Tee hee ... I don't know how this has happened, but I've just agreed to meet Lingerie Larry for a date in nothing but fur coat; no knickers!

Did not see that one coming ha ha!

Blog 15: Fallen Angel?

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I've done it! ...
I had my first 'meet' ... I'm still alive ....&...I loved every minute!

Phew! Totally flushed with the excitement of my dating success.

I feel like a cross between a 'wanton hussy' and a 'fallen angel'!

.... and it feels GOOD ...

If I feel this good after the first attempt ... just imagine how I'll feel after the second???

Feverishly, I tap away at my keyboard, addicted to being online ... morning, noon & night!  My mental fix is the merest thought of ... what next? ... who next? ... and when???

Meanwhile, deep (deep) down inside, I have a massive girly admittance ...
[in a breathy whisper, I say] ... I think I've fallen in 'love' with Sailor Jerry!!!

.... FALLEN? ... hook, line and sinker ...

(horrific angling metaphor when describing love pangs for a navy boy who (apparently) has been a member of the 'Dead Hand Gang' ...anyone? ...anyone??)

Weeeeell he is my first ... and who doesn't fall for their 'first' eh?

 No! No! No! ... and again ... NO! This is not supposed to happen. I am a mature, independent Cougar who laughs in the face of romance and positively writhes to the rhythm of life ;-)

I need to get a grip!

Incidentally, did I tell you my six reasons for dating a sailor? Ha ha!

1. They'll always float your boat.
2. They know how to shiver ya timbers.
3. They know how to make a motion in your ocean.
4. They know what to do when things get rough ... and ...
5. It's always Women and Children first. But best of all ...
6. There's THE UNIFORM!

Oh 'hello', who do we have chatting online? Larry ... who works for a well known ladies underwear company.  Hmmmm, any man who can talk knowledgeably on lacy lingerie and saucy stockings is my kind of man.

Although, thinking practically for a second, I think my next 'mission' should include penetrative sex ... or is that just being down right demanding? No, decision made, after a fun filled time with Sailor Jerry, it is now time to play with the big boys (as it were!). Maybe, Lingerie Larry will be the one to go where no man's been for a very, very long time ;-)