Blog 15: Fallen Angel?

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I've done it! ...
I had my first 'meet' ... I'm still alive ....&...I loved every minute!

Phew! Totally flushed with the excitement of my dating success.

I feel like a cross between a 'wanton hussy' and a 'fallen angel'!

.... and it feels GOOD ...

If I feel this good after the first attempt ... just imagine how I'll feel after the second???

Feverishly, I tap away at my keyboard, addicted to being online ... morning, noon & night!  My mental fix is the merest thought of ... what next? ... who next? ... and when???

Meanwhile, deep (deep) down inside, I have a massive girly admittance ...
[in a breathy whisper, I say] ... I think I've fallen in 'love' with Sailor Jerry!!!

.... FALLEN? ... hook, line and sinker ...

(horrific angling metaphor when describing love pangs for a navy boy who (apparently) has been a member of the 'Dead Hand Gang' ...anyone? ...anyone??)

Weeeeell he is my first ... and who doesn't fall for their 'first' eh?

 No! No! No! ... and again ... NO! This is not supposed to happen. I am a mature, independent Cougar who laughs in the face of romance and positively writhes to the rhythm of life ;-)

I need to get a grip!

Incidentally, did I tell you my six reasons for dating a sailor? Ha ha!

1. They'll always float your boat.
2. They know how to shiver ya timbers.
3. They know how to make a motion in your ocean.
4. They know what to do when things get rough ... and ...
5. It's always Women and Children first. But best of all ...
6. There's THE UNIFORM!

Oh 'hello', who do we have chatting online? Larry ... who works for a well known ladies underwear company.  Hmmmm, any man who can talk knowledgeably on lacy lingerie and saucy stockings is my kind of man.

Although, thinking practically for a second, I think my next 'mission' should include penetrative sex ... or is that just being down right demanding? No, decision made, after a fun filled time with Sailor Jerry, it is now time to play with the big boys (as it were!). Maybe, Lingerie Larry will be the one to go where no man's been for a very, very long time ;-)

Blog 11: Soapy Suds for Sailor Jerry ...

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I'm in the bath.

[JOKE - couple in the tub. One says, 'Where's the soap?'
The other says, 'It does doesn't it!']

He's in the car.

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Sailor Jerry has been on the road for 4 out of 6 hours. 

Our text messages gather momentum.

He's thinking of me.  I'm scrubbing my back.

I'm thinking of him.  He's trying to focus on the road (and not on his throbbing cock).

We are as excited as each other!

The seconds melt away as I scrub, smooth and moisturise myself for him.

My lovely sailor has come up trumps. 

He's only gone and booked a romantic retreat in the country .....

......with a sodding four poster bed in it.

YES!

* * *   A FOUR POSTER BED!!!! * * *

Holy shit ..he's sent me a photo from the room.  It looks like THIS ......

I'm soooo gonna do some damage to that bed!

Blog 9: Easter Eggs Ahoy!

So, I give my number to sailor boy and await my first text. I wait ... 10 seconds has past. I wait ... 20 seconds has past. I wait ... ping ping ping ... YEEHAH ...he's replied!!!

First things first, save the number. But what do I save it under? Ah ha ... I know .. . how about Sailor Jerry? Yes! I like that. Sailor Jerry it is!

We chit and we chat. I'm liking what we're saying. Sailor Jerry is making me feel a million dollars. He's clearly done this before. And, what a pro?! I reckon I could learn a thing or two off this one ...ha ha!

I dare to send him a photo.
I pray he likes me. 

OMG! 

He really likes me!
He reciprocates! 

PHWOR!

All my Easter Eggs have arrived in one beautiful basket!!!

[There is a God ...and he wears Budgie Smugglers!]