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Friday, 20 April 2012

Blog 11: Soapy Suds for Sailor Jerry ...


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I'm in the bath.

[JOKE - couple in the tub. One says, 'Where's the soap?'
The other says, 'It does doesn't it!']

He's in the car.

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Sailor Jerry has been on the road for 4 out of 6 hours. 
Our text messages gather momentum.

He's thinking of me.  I'm scrubbing my back.
I'm thinking of him.  He's trying to focus on the road (and not on his throbbing cock).

We are as excited as each other!

The seconds melt away as I scrub, smooth and moisturise myself for him.

My lovely sailor has come up trumps. 
He's only gone and booked a romantic retreat in the country .....
......with a sodding four poster bed in it.

YES!

* * *   A FOUR POSTER BED!!!! * * *


Holy shit ..he's sent me a photo from the room.  It looks like THIS ......

I'm soooo gonna do some damage to that bed!

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