Blog 7: Too Hot To Handle?

A weekend of flirting has slowed my blogging down, not to mention April Fool's Day. Ok, time to review my Inbox statistics = 240 ...

• Messages (126)
•  Winks (92)
• Gifts
•  Favourites (20)
• Support (2)

Feeling fearless in the face of all these admirers, I enter into dialogue with someone cunningly disguised under the 'handle' of WASABI.

LOL ... Wasabi? Isn't that some sort of hot horseradish-like sauce? Aaaaahhh, I get it .... right ...(head nodding moment). 

Ok, this could be the one to crack open my crackberry and enter into the land of spanking hot messages ...maybe ...even... photos!! I open the email and read ...

·        Dropping you a line from HomelyGirl ...........

To let you know that I have just joined the site and am looking to chat to fun fit men......why not come back to me and say hi! x x...and it claims to be sent from ME.  I am officially mortified.

The reply ..."droppin me a line dont bother pop round be much easyer were 3 miles apart an im part of a couple were not married but weve been together 26yrs now as good as she dont even look 26 yet shes like you so if ive mannaged to fuck her senceless enough to stop her wanting any other mans advances on her wich shes had so many im sure i could give you one of my sex marathons for sevral hours an who knows if you girls hit it off my traceys played before an tryed bi but not with all of my gf ive had but has with some why dont you pop over one evening for a social meet an have a few drinks an a chatt wiv us or just pop round in the day an ill fuck you silly an hour or two show you the electric lizzard as she calls me the fastest tongue in the west ha xx kevin an tracey say dont be shy cum say hi xx"

Question: Really ...would you?

Answer: Despite feeling like I want to educate the writer in grammar and spelling, I think I'll put this down to being an April Fool! ...it is ...isn't it???