Me and Sailor Jerry are riding on the crest of a wave. Not only have we progressed to talking on the phone; but we've agreed that ...
I like him.
He likes me.
Let's get together and see what we see!!!
OMG! He's agreed to drive from the South Coast for 6 hours in order to meet up with his naughty little Vixen Sea Cadet ...LOL!
KINKY OUTFIT?
'Sorted!'
Cheeky obedience lessons are now required ... hmmmm ... now, let me see ... how does one salute a sailor??? Come to think of it, how's does one salute full-stop???
Quick phone call to forces friend for inside information. Call goes something like this ...
Me: "Hello, Special Agent X, sea cadet HG here. Need your help."
Him: [sigh] "Whaaaat?"
Me: "Er, would you be willing to show me your salute?" [yes, I did snigger cheekily!]
Him: [stoney silence]
Me: "Okay, guessing you aren't going to entertain THAT conversation." [adopting a little girly voice] "Erm, is there a special procedure to executing the correct forces salute?" [Succinct question with gravitas]
Him: "Why?"
Me: "Chuh ... don't ask whyyyyyy, just tellll meeeeee" [yep, I adopted the "voice" again!]
Him: "They say, 'longest way up; shortest way down'." [we hang up]
"Ooooooo, INTERESTING!"
Cum 'ere sailor boy ... my tongue is gonna show you ...
longest way up; shortest way down ;-)
longest way up; shortest way down ;-)
Wow...interesting indeed Homely Girl! Get the feeling Sailor Jerry isn't going to know what hits him after that 6 hour journey !! Have fun...
ReplyDeleteHeh Boarder Boy ... how's it going? Tee hee ... I shouldn't giggle ... but I think you could be right. Sailor Jerry is in for the 'salute' of his life ... LOL! x
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