Firstly, I've managed to piss our rampant couple of 26 years off! (See Blog 7.) Unfortunately, I haven't responded quickly enough and Kevin's taken the trouble to remind me in his unique and highly sophisticated way ...
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| Kevin & Tracey's enticing photo! |
"oh well you may of dumped my last mail bet your overwellmed with
mail we get it some days well were a couple would love a chatt were up rd 3
mile fancy a brew sometime xx kevin an tracey together 26yr unmarried xx"
Do you want to know if I replied?
Of course I did!
"Sorry to take so long to reply," I say. "I think the site has initially
sent you a standard message by way of introduction. I haven't approached anyone
on this site yet. Didn't mean to make you feel as if I'd ignored you."
Translation = I've read your bastard email now fuck off and marry ya bint of 26 years!
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OMG! I can't breathe .... I've got me a live one here ... A SAILOR!!!
Ahoy me old matey and rub a dub dub ...ha ha!
We swap emails = good.
We exchange mobile numbers = good.
Feeling empowered, I let the text games commence!
A SAILOR! I am a female reader living in New York. You make me laugh. Thank you so much for this. Is it wrong to ask to see a photo of sailor? Marie x
ReplyDeleteInteresting blog, what amazes me is the lazy and almost incomprensible grasp of the English language used by such potential suitors. I'm on a site and most women complain about the use of 'text and lazy ar*se speak' - I think I'm able to string more than a few meaningful (& quirky) sentences to captivate however it appears not to enchant any of the fairer sex to stop by and say hi. Or maybe I've got the wrong end of the stick unlike the lass in the censored pic above. I'm not unattractive at all, lean and fit....but I guess there must be alot of candy on them shelves.....Thank god its Easter...thanks for the follow back on twitter btw...Torf'...
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