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Serial internet dater, lives in a shared house and can't help writing about her experiences both at home and online! (Contains profanity and censored nudity.)

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Blog 12: Whips & Chains ...

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THIS IS IT! 


My first ever meet!

I'm dressed for the part.


Fishnets ... basque ...slutty heels ... 
what more could a sailor ask for?

A whip?  ... check!
Chain? ... check!


I make my way to the agreed rendez-vous point. In a fit of nerves, I call him as I walk the final few steps and turn a corner ... 'I can see you', he says. He gasps, loudly, 'Oh my God! You are gorgeous!', he exclaims.

We fall into each others arms and hands are EVERYWHERE!
I bundle myself into the passenger seat and, in a bid to be slightly responsible, I ask if I can sms his numberplate to my best friend ... (as he rams his hands between my thighs!).

Running into the room, I fling my kit bag on the four poster and exclaim my pleasure at our romantic setting. Openly teasing him for having fully unpacked all his toiletries in the en-suite bathroom, I command him to kneel on the chaise at the foot of the bed.

Climbing on the bed, I sit in front of him.  Gently leaning back, I open my legs and place a black stiletto on his left shoulder. He goes to touch me ...'ah, ah, ah!', I say 'no touchy ...sailor boy ... just looky!'. [He gasps!]

Raising my right leg, I press the sharp heal into his chest and command him to undo the buckle on my slutty shoes. He deftly removes them and returns his arms back to his sides in an obedient kneeling military 'attention'.

Wiping my toes over his mouth, I allow him to kiss, but not touch, his way around my foot ... down my calf ... behind my knee and up the back of my thigh.

We repeat the process on the other leg ...
We are mutually absolutely loving the experience.

'Take your top off, sailor', I say.
He does.
'Nice!', I gasp!
'Stand up, Sailor and remove those jeans ... NOW!'



Friday, 20 April 2012

Blog 11: Soapy Suds for Sailor Jerry ...


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I'm in the bath.

[JOKE - couple in the tub. One says, 'Where's the soap?'
The other says, 'It does doesn't it!']

He's in the car.

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Sailor Jerry has been on the road for 4 out of 6 hours. 
Our text messages gather momentum.

He's thinking of me.  I'm scrubbing my back.
I'm thinking of him.  He's trying to focus on the road (and not on his throbbing cock).

We are as excited as each other!

The seconds melt away as I scrub, smooth and moisturise myself for him.

My lovely sailor has come up trumps. 
He's only gone and booked a romantic retreat in the country .....
......with a sodding four poster bed in it.

YES!

* * *   A FOUR POSTER BED!!!! * * *


Holy shit ..he's sent me a photo from the room.  It looks like THIS ......

I'm soooo gonna do some damage to that bed!

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Blog 10: Aye Aye Popeye!


Me and Sailor Jerry are riding on the crest of a wave. Not only have we  progressed to talking on the phone; but we've agreed that ...


I like him.
He likes me.
Let's get together and see what we see!!!

OMG! He's agreed to drive from the South Coast for 6 hours in order to meet up with his naughty little Vixen Sea Cadet ...LOL!

KINKY OUTFIT?
'Sorted!'


Cheeky obedience lessons are now required ... hmmmm ... now, let me see ... how does one salute a sailor???  Come to think of it, how's does one salute full-stop???

  
Quick phone call to forces friend for inside information. Call goes something like this ...

Me: "Hello, Special Agent X, sea cadet HG here. Need your help."
Him: [sigh] "Whaaaat?"
Me: "Er, would you be willing to show me your salute?" [yes, I did snigger cheekily!]
Him: [stoney silence]
Me: "Okay, guessing you aren't going to entertain THAT conversation." [adopting a little girly voice] "Erm, is there a special procedure to executing the correct forces salute?" [Succinct question with gravitas]
Him: "Why?"
Me: "Chuh ... don't ask whyyyyyy, just tellll meeeeee" [yep, I adopted the "voice" again!]
Him: "They say, 'longest way up; shortest way down'." [we hang up]

"Ooooooo, INTERESTING!"

Cum 'ere sailor boy ...   my tongue is gonna show you ...
 longest way up; shortest way down ;-)

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Blog 9: Easter Eggs Ahoy!


So, I give my number to sailor boy and await my first text. I wait ... 10 seconds has past. I wait ... 20 seconds has past. I wait ... ping ping ping ... YEEHAH ...he's replied!!!

First things first, save the number. But what do I save it under? Ah ha ... I know .. . how about Sailor Jerry? Yes! I like that. Sailor Jerry it is!

We chit and we chat. I'm liking what we're saying. Sailor Jerry is making me feel a million dollars. He's clearly done this before. And, what a pro?! I reckon I could learn a thing or two off this one ...ha ha!

I dare to send him a photo.
I pray he likes me. 

OMG! 

He really likes me!
He reciprocates! 

PHWOR!


All my Easter Eggs have arrived in one beautiful basket!!!
[There is a God ...and he wears Budgie Smugglers!]